Drinking in Miami at Automatic Slims is where the beautiful go to get ugly. It’s now a bit of a cliché to describe somewhere as a ‘Coyote Ugly’ bar – where people get as drunk as possible, and the pretty bar girls dance on the bar or around a stripper’s pole before pouring liquor down people’s throats – but this is exactly the case.
This is a rock’n’roll bar that gets packed with a young, fun crowd, many of whom are beautiful enough to get into Mansion nightclub on the other side of the road, but who prefer to hear Guns’n’Roses and slam Tequila shots at the bar.
There is no cover charge and the drinks are reasonably priced for Miami. On Wednesdays local bands are invited to play and on Thursdays it’s Ladies’ Night when the girls drink for free after 10pm.