Followers of the MB social scene have no idea why Mynt is still one of the most popular clubs in Miami; its 15 minutes of fame should have expired long ago. But if you want to see the most beautiful girls on South Beach drink vodka in Russian proportions and convince Miami’s insanely wealthy men to pick up the bill, then go. Mynt holds conflicting ideals; it claims ‘the customer is the star’ and ‘elegance, chic and a winning smile’ are the minimum requirements for entry, but don’t believe it. Instead, believe you are a superstar and getting in will go smoothly; otherwise you will be relegated to the ranks of the autograph hunters outside. Once inside, you’ll find three aisles of cream sofas laden with golddiggers and celebrities. If the booming house and trance music is all a bit much, then go next door to Rok Bar.