The refined aspects – chandeliers, ornate picture frames, button-backed chairs and a balcony from which to condescend – appear to remind the owners of England’s capital city. It’s big – there’s room for 650 socialite types – and in the summer there’s a stairway to smoking heaven on the patio (but be prepared to queue).

But what sets this club apart is its ladies bathroom, nay, spa. At 1,200-square-foot, it takes up the entire third floor. It has powder-pink walls and cream-coloured boudoir furniture that would get both Barbie and Marie Antoinette in a lather. With a sitting room to relax in, and both hairdressers and make-up artists on-hand to help you to refresh, there’s never been a better reason for girls to go to the loo en masse.