In order to find solace amongst the sleek designer shops and blinged out Bugattis of the affluent foreigner’s favourite district, you need to head down five floors underground. Deep in the basement of the latest luxury hotel from none other than LVMH sits the Bulgari Hotel Spa – two levels of prime real estate ready and waiting to knead out every knot and clear out every poor of it’s high flying guests and Knightsbridge residences. There’s even a medical pedicure guru to fix all those foot ailments from too much time spent teetering around in Loubis. Most impressive is the spa’s 25-meter swimming pool fitted with shimmering gold-leaf tiles and individual canopied day beds framed with silk drapes to ensure the highest privacy. Imagine Abromovich and his missus coming here for a dip to feel like they’re back on the yacht again. Apart from the glittering pool and dozen or so treatment rooms, the spa is fitted out with a gym and more chill-out space than you can wag a sage stick at, but it’s the decadent ESPA treatments and rituals, some lasting for the whole day, that truly make this the ultimate retreat for unwinding after a hard day of swiping that AMEX.