The look of this bar-cum-club is nothing memorable; it’s simply a square, mirrored room with a bar to one side. But at four in the morning (don’t come here before then) it’ll be so packed and you’ll be so drunk that you simply won’t care. Loud house music is played to a crowd still reeling happily from whichever venue they’ve just been chucked out of. They don’t want to go home, they want to party hard – and they can do it here, until the last person either leaves or falls over. Chez Carmen is perfect for insomniacs or those with an early-morning Eurostar to catch. You won’t remember getting here or leaving, but you’ll have a feeling you’ve just done something fun.