If you like to dance in the dark then don’t come here. One of the most shimmering spots to shimmy in, Club V enjoys the added bonus of all the bonuses of its Yorkville patrons. A rose-tinted lounge, with blonde-maple booths, pink Italian tiles, orchids and a ceiling of many mini disco balls, it’s not for the grunge-inclined.

As is the norm, booths are for bottle service, so a seat will set you back $240. DJs from Miami, NY and Chicago spin top 40 and house tracks to a demographic that can vary from organised parties of young folk to older sophisticates. There’s a cigar bar to purchase from, and a slim palm-fringed patio to smoke them on that’s heated in the winter.