The management at F&M’s Patio Bar encourages dancing on the pool tables. Late in the evening, F&M’s staff cover them with plywood, and rambunctious co-eds climb on top to show off their shaky dance moves. No one over twenty-five ever makes plans to go to F&M’s. The late-night bar only sounds like a good idea around two in the morning after too much drinking. It’s a fine place to act like a college student or to make friends with one. Some claim that the cheese fries are a local delicacy, but who has ever tasted them sober?