Is there a kinder, gentler Jekyll-esque side to the Hyde experience? Not yet. Known as the epicenter of celebrity bad behavior blurbs in People and Us Weekly, the über-club’s cache remains huge, hulking, and haughty when others so of-the-microsecond shrank to more manageable proportions. Promoter Brent Bolthouse assiduously bars the gate to all but the most insider-y of insiders, so start working on your entry strategy now or you ain’t getting in – the tiny spot fits only about 100 people (yes, we’ve been, and no, we won’t describe it, just to keep it frustratingly tantalising). You know you want in, so work it, and work it hard. And if you’re turned away in an embarrassing enough fashion, you just might be immortalised in a TMZ video.