It’s decadence and big bucks galore at Hustler magnate Larry Flynt’s Manhattan dude fantasy outpost. Located on the West Side Highway, the Hustler Club features a sizable roster of high-class honies shaking what their (horrified?) mothers gave them. A natural choice for Platinum Card-carrying suits, bad-boy celebrities, in-town athletes, and bachelor parties, it has table dances, private ‘fantasy rooms’ for up-close milkshakes, Champagne rooms, bottle service, and specialty cocktails. Don’t expect to see the full Monty, people. this is a topless spot, and the va-jayjays are staying artfully concealed. But with all the rhythmic shaking and aggressive pandering to the male ego, you won’t miss a thing. A word of caution: don’t touch them unless you want a really bad ending to your day.