If Gibraltar is your San Telmo pub, and Deep Blue is your Recoleta pool bar, then Tazz is your Palermo Soho haunt.

Snobby Argentines would call Tazz ‘una grasada total’ (something like ‘the tackiest place on Earth’), which it is – but just go with it. The flash art wallpaper will have you feeling enjoyably dizzy by your third frame.

Try not confuse this Tazz with the Plaza Serrano branch: this is the newer version beside Podesta nightclub. Surprisingly, you must call ahead for a table, unless you want a bolshy waitress to strike you down with an ‘I-seriously-can’t-believe-you-didn’t-book’ remark.

Perfect for post-shopping, or while your partner shops in Palermo Viejo, Tazz also works for a competitive after-dinner frame before you head on to a proper cocktail bar. Bereber is a hundred yards away in front of the park for a Moroccan feast.