With its Welsh dressers and wing chairs, pot plants and chintzy sofas, you’d be right at home with a cream tea and a bit of Bach. As it happens, it’s stuffed with a young, casually-dressed set hanging loose and dancing frantically to pop tunes. Four stainless steel bars help refresh up to 1,500 clubbers in the two rooms, and a margarita station sorts out those who can’t wait.

Cabin Five is the younger sibling sharing the building, but catering to a 19-25 demographic. With animal heads on the wall and wood everywhere, it goes wild. You’ll know which is which because the latter has a queue that moves at a snail’s pace, as each individual is thoroughly ID’d.